Understanding; Failed
to whomever this may concern:
i'm very sorry to break this news to you,
but you have unfortunately failed the understanding test.
Retest will be rescheduled,
but from statistics, you'll be taking the test till all hell freezes over.
Pardon my use of language; it is unacceptable.
Percentage of passing: 0.01%
Afterall, there's a 0.01% chance.
Statistics hopefully updated,
chances are still: low
be well and be free,
the one you failed
terribly.