flat head lizard
okay, so dd was like opening the cupboard to take out the rice cooker, and this lizard was on the cupboard. He kinda leaped away and i was like 'ahhh'. And he said lizard. So we see the lizard hiding under the dish rack. And it was long big and looked disfigured. And so we were armed with a bamboo stick and a rolled newspaper and started hitting the walls and dish rack hoping it would crawl out of the window. Hit and hit and it ran across the sink top, to behind a place where we put our cups on. It was hiding behind. dd was like 'later run to the salt and water area bad bad' so he built a road block, with a cutting board and a cloth and blocked the area. As we have expected it did. It landed on the cloth and couldn't go anywhere. So we kinda hit it back to the dish rack area. and when i was hitting the wall and table with the bamboo to make it go out of the window, it stood there, the black eyes looking at me daring me to bring it on. stupid flat head liz. so after i think half an hour of fighting, we succeeded chasing it out. and dd closed the window. we sighed. but i thought something was amiss, and i look at the ledge, and saw a tail wiggling at the closed window. it got stuck. i guess. and i screamed and leaped and hopped. and dd looked at me what? i told him the horrific of the tail wiggling and he opened a bit, banged the window grail a bit and closed again. this time he looked at the ledge. caused i told him to. it was gone.
those black eyes and flat head plus its wiggling trapped tail. i almost felt sorry for it. almost.